thwiptom:

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

pen-and-sword-writing:

operaces:

there are a lot of new queen fans now so im legally obligated to show you my favourite queen related video of all time

My last two brain cells hollering at 2am

pukicho:

lutey-and-the-mermaid:

pukicho:

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

nintendogamegirl:

buttrimming:

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

@nova-cayne it’s back

(Source: Porterr-Robinson)

(Source: vuittonv)

death–420:

sergeiboobtitsky:

chagrins:

I’ve had enough of this school

wealth!!!

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

samoyedskaya:

demonshauntingcomputers:

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time

(Source: istillfuckwithdemilovato)

lemonvortex:

lemonvortex:

lemonvortex:

I’m gonna be ill

“They are arguing that they shouldnt have to reunite them with their kids”

AND WHAT ALTERNATIVE, EXACTLY, DO YOU HAVE?

I literally just cant even keep up with every awful headline I see at this point

Even people who are naturalized citizens are at risk

And I’m hardly seeing anyone outside of news-oriented social circles talking about what may be coming in the wake of all of this

It all just keeps piling up

And more

And more

I feel like the point of no return for the initiation of a dystopian regime is far behind us and it makes me fucking sick

im-the-batmann:

just-shower-thoughts:

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.